If you know me, then you already know this: I hate Motel Kamzoil. Motel Kamzoil is the coward whose utter lack of backbone makes him the least interesting part of Fiddler on the Roof. He is a Nice Jewish Boy who spends the entirety of a three-hour movie looking like he’s about to burst into tears. To know Motel is to be exhausted.
Motel is a tailor, a fa…