what your favorite twilight character says about you

i have only seen the first 2 movies

Bella: You once cried into a bowl of oatmeal.

Edward: You are a bowl of oatmeal.

Jacob: You keep making intense eye contact with your dog and announcing “I think I was a wolf in a past life” and no one will tell you this but it’s incredibly weird.

Rosalie: Is this a character?

Emmett: Who on earth is “Emmett”? Did I actually see these movies? Did they make any impression on me?

Jasper: Pass.

Edward’s dad (?): Oh my god, you’re so weird. ahahaha what a weird favorite character to have. literally what is your deal

Charlie: You don’t like Twilight. You have been forced to watch Twilight. You just want to eat a sandwich in peace.

Victoria: Again, I don’t remember who this is? Sorry to this vampire.

Alice: She’s the one who can see the future, right? Okay. That’s not a thing. You’re not allowed to have Alice as your favorite because I’m not on board with her whole deal.

Crazy-looking Michael Sheen: I don’t think I’ve gotten to this movie yet.

Crazy-looking Dakota Fanning: Apparently this character is a vampire named Jane who was born in 800 A.D. Literally ???

Edward’s mom (?): Ahahahaha you’re SO WEIRD. you’re so weird if this is your favorite character. ahahah i’ve retained literally none of these movies